Studies have shown that there is a correlation between sense of humor and a person’s overall mental health. Laughter is said to be a powerful antidote for both your mind and body. When you laugh, your body feel relaxed, the laughter reduces your burdens, you forget about your problems, and you feel good.
Here I'd like to share with you a great list of very funny proverbs to tickle your funny bone, so to speak. I want you to have a roaring good time; to trigger and release your body’s natural feel-good chemicals endorphins.
Go on, enjoy the very funny proverbs on life and laugh your way to better health.
Here I'd like to share with you a great list of very funny proverbs to tickle your funny bone, so to speak. I want you to have a roaring good time; to trigger and release your body’s natural feel-good chemicals endorphins. Go on, enjoy the very funny proverbs on life and laugh your way to better health.
As you make your bed so shall you . . . mess it up
Don’t bite the hand that . . .looks dirty.
An idle mind is . . .the best way to relax.
A penny saved . . .is not much.
Two’s company, three’s . . .the musketeers.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and . . . you must blow your own nose.
When the blind leads the blind . . . best get out of the way.
People in glass houses shouldn’t . . .run around naked.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who want pretty nurse must be patient.
Virginity like bubble: one prick all gone.
An anecdote in time saves boredom.
All good things come to whoever gets there first.
Passionate kiss like spider’s web: soon lead to undoing of fly.
42% of all statistics are made up.
A day without sunshine is like . . . night.
Always remember: you’re unique, just like everyone else.
A clean house is the sign of a misspent life.
Experience is something you get just after you need it.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Boredom is the price you pay for staying out of trouble.
Don’t take life too seriously; it’s not permanent.
Ensure your kitchen is kept clean – eat out
Eyes trust themselves but ears trust others.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes directly from bad judgment.
He who seeks trouble never misses.
I don’t know what apathy is and I don’t care!
If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way; if you don’t, you’ll find an excuse.
If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be appreciated, just shut up.
The journey of a thousand miles starts with a broken fan belt.
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
Sometimes you are the insect; sometimes you are the windscreen.
Sometimes you’re the pigeon, sometimes you’re the statue.
The eyes believe what they see; the ears what people tell them.
Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel really is an oncoming train.
There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.
Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead.
When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
Virtue is its own reward. But it’s also very boring.
Well done is better than well said.
A desk without paperwork is a sign of one born to delegate.
Lawyers and painters can soon change black to white.
Politicians are like diapers and need to be changed for the same reason.
There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs and people who don’t work here any more.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit about in a boat and guzzle beer all day.
Doctors clean the body, ministers the conscience, and lawyers the purse.
The drunken man’s joy is usually the sober man’s regret.
The first drink with water, the second without water, the third like water.
Diplomacy is the art of saying “nice doggie”, whilst looking for a bigger stick.
Want a thing long enough and you don’t.
Image: David Castillo Dominici / FreeDigitalPhotos.net
Don’t bite the hand that . . .looks dirty.
An idle mind is . . .the best way to relax.
A penny saved . . .is not much.
Two’s company, three’s . . .the musketeers.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and . . . you must blow your own nose.
When the blind leads the blind . . . best get out of the way.
People in glass houses shouldn’t . . .run around naked.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who want pretty nurse must be patient.
Virginity like bubble: one prick all gone.
An anecdote in time saves boredom.
All good things come to whoever gets there first.
Passionate kiss like spider’s web: soon lead to undoing of fly.
42% of all statistics are made up.
A day without sunshine is like . . . night.
Always remember: you’re unique, just like everyone else.
A clean house is the sign of a misspent life.
Experience is something you get just after you need it.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Boredom is the price you pay for staying out of trouble.
Do not walk behind someone for they may not lead. Do not walk ahead of them, for they may not follow. Do not walk beside them, either. Just leave them alone.
Don’t take life too seriously; it’s not permanent.
Ensure your kitchen is kept clean – eat out
Eyes trust themselves but ears trust others.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes directly from bad judgment.
He who seeks trouble never misses.
I don’t know what apathy is and I don’t care!
If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way; if you don’t, you’ll find an excuse.
If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be appreciated, just shut up.
The journey of a thousand miles starts with a broken fan belt.
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
Sometimes you are the insect; sometimes you are the windscreen.
Sometimes you’re the pigeon, sometimes you’re the statue.
The eyes believe what they see; the ears what people tell them.
Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel really is an oncoming train.
There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.
Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead.
When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
Virtue is its own reward. But it’s also very boring.
Well done is better than well said.
A desk without paperwork is a sign of one born to delegate.
Lawyers and painters can soon change black to white.
Politicians are like diapers and need to be changed for the same reason.
There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs and people who don’t work here any more.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit about in a boat and guzzle beer all day.
Doctors clean the body, ministers the conscience, and lawyers the purse.
The drunken man’s joy is usually the sober man’s regret.
The first drink with water, the second without water, the third like water.
Diplomacy is the art of saying “nice doggie”, whilst looking for a bigger stick.
Want a thing long enough and you don’t.
Image: David Castillo Dominici / FreeDigitalPhotos.net